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texasoutlaw89
Joined: 02/20/2020
Posts: 31

Inactive

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Came across this as I was looking over the team I'm about to play. Harry Hammer. I chuckled real hard.

http://brokenbat.org/player/213685
Rock777
Joined: 09/21/2014
Posts: 9629

Haverhill Halflings
III.1

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I can't find the old thread, but I remember there was a guy with a name like Robin Homes or something similar. Best part was that he had like 5 speed.
HNKBL
Joined: 05/22/2020
Posts: 20

Inactive

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They should change his nickname to Hammer "Time"
JV-Tosshin
Joined: 11/11/2020
Posts: 297

Biloxi Thresher Sharks
V.15

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A shame this guy isn't a great hitter, because then we could call him "The Cannon".

http://brokenbat.org/player/267359
Geech
Joined: 01/12/2014
Posts: 546

San Luis Obispo Turtles
IV.8

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Presented without comment.
atomic
Joined: 12/05/2012
Posts: 82

Sunnyvale Rebels
II.2

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Not that funny as a name, but a funny coincidence:

Denny "Elvis" Pressley from Memphis, Tennessee

https://brokenbat.org/player/275682
motko
Joined: 09/06/2014
Posts: 358

Nauvoo The Great Horned Owl
IV.6

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Grand forks in my division has Dick Shaver
admin
Joined: 01/27/2010
Posts: 4986

Administrator
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Yeah...these gems just come along when the right randomly selected first name is paired with the right randomly selected last name.


Steve
g10rsh
Joined: 02/05/2016
Posts: 170

Champaign Suzumebachi
VI.2

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to join the Richard train, I present to you Austin Powers cousin

http://brokenbat.org/player/283536
electriceel883
Joined: 05/26/2021
Posts: 1505

Irvine Infernos
III.3

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https://brokenbat.org/player/292543

Perfect name for a guy with an unhittable fastball, but I had to let him go
Holmes
Joined: 11/07/2013
Posts: 1175

Inactive

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Manhattan has a Slovak named Slovak.
http://brokenbat.org/player/264881
jclemen2
Joined: 11/22/2016
Posts: 180

Mount Prospect Skeletons
Legends

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P(hil) Ennis
Ced
Joined: 11/07/2014
Posts: 630

Denver Broncos
IV.4

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There is a Michael Jordan out there as a free agent. Misspelled, but still. Sox?
Brewnoe
Joined: 03/25/2014
Posts: 818

Fall River Naughty Dawgs
IV.5

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On topic - I'd kill to have Anthony "Psycho" Perkins anywhere near his prime right about now.

Wandering off to rant at my recent 1B-men -
I also miss ...
Steve "The Flyin Hawaiian" Iwakuma
"Shadow" Knight
and
Calvin "and Hobbes, Griffon" Dolf

jezzat
Joined: 01/27/2019
Posts: 113

Rockford Rhinos
V.9

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Quite like this one - http://brokenbat.org/player/285578 - and with a bit of luck should be a decent player too.
jezzat
Joined: 01/27/2019
Posts: 113

Rockford Rhinos
V.9

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Batman - http://brokenbat.org/player/252618
Brewnoe
Joined: 03/25/2014
Posts: 818

Fall River Naughty Dawgs
IV.5

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Los swankey modes ... Tapeheads finale - Swanky Modes sing "Ordinary Man"
Ced
Joined: 11/07/2014
Posts: 630

Denver Broncos
IV.4

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http://brokenbat.org/player/310053

The Gypsy King
Brewnoe
Joined: 03/25/2014
Posts: 818

Fall River Naughty Dawgs
IV.5

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https://brokenbat.org/player/295919

Rico rolled ;)
Ced
Joined: 11/07/2014
Posts: 630

Denver Broncos
IV.4

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http://brokenbat.org/player/73870

"George" Herman Ruth, just a two-pitch pitcher...
Ced
Joined: 11/07/2014
Posts: 630

Denver Broncos
IV.4

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http://brokenbat.org/player/232677

Leading scorer 1992 USA Olympics men's basketball, it's Sir Charles.
Ced
Joined: 11/07/2014
Posts: 630

Denver Broncos
IV.4

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http://brokenbat.org/player/246953/U
RC-Rusty Cleats
Joined: 09/11/2023
Posts: 7

Inactive

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Updated Sunday, October 15 2023 @ 6:19:05 pm PDT
SanKaloon
Joined: 06/24/2023
Posts: 44

Lincoln Park Wolves
V.5

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I saw Will Ferrell out there and had to give him a shot. He's like 4 years behind, but he's getting to throw a lot of batting practice in spring training.

https://brokenbat.org/player/321854

shmyles
Joined: 10/10/2018
Posts: 44

Apopka Rockets
IV.8

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https://brokenbat.org/player/313755

[img]https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/6/8/544868.jpg?v=1[/img]


Updated Tuesday, November 7 2023 @ 4:24:04 pm PST
SanKaloon
Joined: 06/24/2023
Posts: 44

Lincoln Park Wolves
V.5

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https://brokenbat.org/player/313755

[img]https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/6/8/544868.jpg?v=1[/img]


That is fantastic! Player picture does not suit him though

Updated Tuesday, November 7 2023 @ 5:40:49 pm PST
shmyles
Joined: 10/10/2018
Posts: 44

Apopka Rockets
IV.8

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no further comments

motko
Joined: 09/06/2014
Posts: 358

Nauvoo The Great Horned Owl
IV.6

Broken Bat Baseball
https://brokenbat.org/player/293612

Ernesto "Che" Guevara
Divac
Joined: 06/14/2020
Posts: 129

Florence Violets
II.2

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James Watt(s)
jezzat
Joined: 01/27/2019
Posts: 113

Rockford Rhinos
V.9

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A wannabe mountaineer
https://brokenbat.org/player/317167
Fireballer34
Joined: 05/31/2023
Posts: 71

Hollywood Velociraptors
IV.3

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Tempted to pick up…
http://brokenbat.org/player/310835
repoman
Joined: 10/09/2017
Posts: 32

Ithaca Indians
VI.28

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Paid actor.


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