Game Date: Feb 19th, 2070

Fall River Naughty Dawgs

Team: Fall River Naughty Dawgs [ID #547]

Location: Fall River, MA (New England)

League: IV.5 - East

Owner: Brewnoe
          [since March 25th 2014 | last seen July 11th 2025]

Manager: Carlos Valerio

Ballpark: Brayton Point Place

Rank: #124 - Rating: 139.02

Fan Mood: 109.14

Prestige: 84

Color: Red & Black

Team Notes:

• Feb 19 2070: Tony Quintana was claimed off of waivers.
• Feb 19 2070: Andrew Mueller was claimed off of waivers.
• Jan 22 2070: Jorge De La Rosa was signed as a free agent.
• Jan 13 2070: Keith Giles was claimed off of waivers.
• Jan 13 2070: Maleko Faumuina was released.
• Jan 13 2070: Samuel Robinson was selected to the national team of South Africa.
• Jan 13 2070: Herman Andersen was selected to the national team of Norway.
• Jan 13 2070: Matthijs De Jong was selected to the national team of Netherlands.
• Jan 13 2070: Théo Dubois was selected to the national team of France.
• Nov 02 2069: Steve Marshall was named the Rookie of the Year.

League Record:

Wins: 0     Losses: 0     Pct: .000     Last10: 0-0     Streak: -

Ave: 0.0 - 0.0     RS: 0     RA: 0     DIFF: 0         Power Index: 102.1

Cup:

Group 63 [0 | Still Alive]

Press Releases:

Aug 02 2058: Mad Scientist Comments on 3000 Wins and More - by Brewnoe on February 13th, 2023

After a ceremony celebrating regular season win 3000 Doug "The Mad Scientist" Reid commented on some possible goals he's considering before he retires.
Currently sitting at 3,669 combined wins, he is looking to surpass Connie Mack's 3,755 combined sometime before next year's cup ends which will be 20 years fewer than Connie took to amass his total.
When asked if he'd consider retirement after reaching the mark, he said he'd like to get his postseason record above .500, adding that he won't get a chance to work on it this year as the Dawgs are potentially "in the toughest Division in the history of the game" this year.
He added that he'd like to stick around at least until Blaine "DeBeers" decides to retire "Unless it's true that he has some zombie heritage and he just keeps going forever" and possibly until Gabriel Bechtel hangs up his bat "The Dawgs drafted their first 400 home run hitter in my fourth season, sticking around to see if Gabe can threaten 500 is something that keeps me going."

In other milestone news: Gabe hit HR number 400 this week and is currently 3rd on all-time RBI list for the team, 1 behind Blaine who still trails Mr. Galvin by 188.




Jul 13 2040: 40th Anniversary team - by Brewnoe on April 23rd, 2019

C -
Phil "The Hell Mouth" Rasmussen

1B - Anthony "Psycho" Perkins

2B - had a few ... tough call
Ryan Brooks should have been a 3B (bad default manager)
Juan should have been a 2B - bad me
Scooter Chase - would also work
Really gotta bee - "Mario" Vitali

SS-
Dan "The Man" Conley
- only USA national team member so far

3B - tough call for the other reason
Lenny "Hugsem and" Paxton

RF -
"Tank" Cazares
(trust the process)

CF -
"Roman" Gabriel "dunks on" Jordan

LF - easy one
"Boom Boom" Canepa

DH - toughest call
"Downtown" Robert Gregory
or
Jesse Galvin

RH SP -
"Graham" Chapman

LH SP -
Alfredo "Broccoli and Chicken" aka Elias and Barnes

RP - easiest choice
"Moose" Baker






May 03 2033: Knight Night - by Brewnoe on August 18th, 2017

Before the Dawgs head to Florida, join us for a celebration of the career of Jacob "Shadow" Knight ... the last member of the first day club.

Drafted 17 years ago out of Caledon High School in Ontario and rescued from FA H,E-double hockey sticks by a great scout, SK hit the majors to stay in 2021 and won the Rookie of the Year award as a second baseman.

When Scooter Chase joined the team in 2022, SK became the prototype for the modern super-utility man, spending the first half of his prime bouncing between 1B, 2B, LF and DH.

With the release of Ivan Lynn in July 2026, Knight became our full-time 1B and took off.
Over the next 5 seasons, he picked had 2 all-star selections and picked up 2 gold gloves as the rare right-handed 1B as we rose from LL.5 in 2021 to Legends in 2029.

Maybe not surprisingly, as Knight lost his edge, so did the Dawgs. After providing some of the greatest highlights of our painful fall down the standings SK took some time off before re-signing last August as a backup/bench coach.
Jake is taking another break with far too many accomplishments to list here ... though we hope he may come back some day to teach Psycho how to put the ball in the air.




Sep 26 2020: And Farewell VI.15 - by Brewnoe on December 15th, 2014

The Dawgs are movin on up.

Kung Fu Masters

Smack that behind and discipline the mind.




Mar 02 2019: Farewell Quincy - by Brewnoe on August 1st, 2014

We had a good season, but ...

You couldn't sell out the stadium for even one single game of our final series with the division title on the line. That is understandable with the Sox cruising to yet another World Series title, but we need people in our stadium too
(our management does agrees that Owens deserved the Cy Young .. Koji teaching Hembree that splitter was just unfair)

For the Dawg's truly loyal fans, we will be offering a complementary shuttle from the Lakeville T-stop to our beautiful new waterfront stadium at the former home of New England Power's Brayton Point location until the SouthCoast rail project is finished.

If you aren't a 2018 season ticket holder ...
I-93 South to Rt 24 South to I-195 West ... bring your bathing suit for the after party





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