Alpharetta Cardinals

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Team: Alpharetta Cardinals [ID #607] Bookmark Alpharetta Cardinals

Location: Alpharetta, GA (Southeast)

League: VI.18 - East

Owner: 2chair send message
          [since June 14th 2017 | last seen June 23rd 2017]

Manager: Lawrence Costa

Ballpark: Alpharetta Ballpark

Rank: #626 - Rating: 44.86

Fan Mood: 97.15

Prestige: 9

Color: Cardinal & Gold

Team Notes:

• Jul 09 2032: Francisco Alaniz was claimed off of waivers.
• Jul 09 2032: Brady Davenport was claimed off of waivers.
• Jul 09 2032: Nicolás Veras was claimed off of waivers.
• Jul 07 2032: Tony Fields was released.
• Jul 02 2032: Ángel De La Rosa was signed as a free agent.
• Jul 02 2032: Kenny Barclay was released.
• Jul 02 2032: Leroy Dillon was claimed off of waivers.
• Jul 02 2032: Ángelo Canizares was claimed off of waivers.
• Jun 29 2032: Antonio Torrez was signed as a free agent.
• Jun 27 2032: Jesse Hunter was signed as a free agent.

League Record:

Wins: 40 Losses: 45 Pct: .471 Last10: 7-3 Streak: W4

Ave: 5.3 - 5.5 RS: 454 RA: 466 DIFF: -12


Group 90 [0 | Eliminated]

Press Releases:

Jul 16 2032: Sports Illustrated is welcome in our locker room - by 2chair on June 21st, 2017

Noting that the Carlsbad Catfish have banned reporters from their locker room, in response to doping allegations from Sports Illustrated, owner 2chair issued a press release.

Sports Illustrated is totally totally welcome in our locker room at any time. Kate Upton is the best, just the totally best and most credible sports reporter of all time. Well, not a reporter really. Kate is completely and fantastically believable. She has standing permission to come see us whenever she likes. Sure, we are at Level VI and in last place in Level VI with prestige of 9 and fan excitement of, I don't know, minus eighty probably, but we have the best locker room filled with more stars than the sky at night. Our team buffet has Doritos AND Cheetos. Sometimes. I bet Kate is hanging with my guys right now with a few of her friends!

When asked about visiting the locker room of 2chair's team, Kate Upton threw up in her mouth. Her agent immediately banned 2chair from Planet Earth.

Jul 02 2032: New strategy - by 2chair on June 18th, 2017

The Alpharetta Cardinals announced the adoption of a radical new strategy today. Instead of having a pitching staff which resembles a grease fire inside a dumpster fire next to a train wreck, the Cardinals will now seek and develop pitchers who know the strike zone from the end zone, and who can get batters out. This change was adopted upon the recommendation of the team's new manager. Owner 2chair immediately said "wait, what? We need to get the batters out? But how will score fewer goals than the other side?"
Manager Lawrence Costa explained that the objective is actually to score more, uh, "runs" at which point 2chair blurted "So this is why my grades in chemistry were so bad!" Rather than delve into that statement, Manager Costa satisfied himself with a written dictate to sign pitchers who can get people out and beat a hasty retreat to a nearby bar.

Jun 20 2032: Alpharetta Dodgers - by 2chair on June 15th, 2017

I guarantee that I will win at least zero games between now and the end of the season.

My team name will change from Dodgers. I'm a lifelong Cardinal fan. I hate the Dodgers. I don't even know why. I just always have. I am not talking about my roster or team because they are not very good. I will be making changes and, at least, have a different not very good team. Good luck to all.