May 21 2059: 2059 Season Update - by realzachjr! on April 12th, 2023
Well, it's been a while since I have put a press release so here we go!!
I have finally returned full time after neglecting the team for the past 1-3 months, I've felt as if we were good enough with the players we already had, but that wasn't the case. It's almost a new decade, and we haven't won a championship since I arrive in 2049. We will work on building for the future, while also sustaining a win-now philosophy. Thank You.
Jan 29 2054: Recent Releases. - by realzachjr! on February 23rd, 2022
Mar 14 2053: 2053 1st Round Draft Pick - by realzachjr! on December 17th, 2021
With the first pick of the draft, the Beverly Hills Patriots select Xavier Galarraga who is billed as 6'7 and 252 pounds. He is from Moca, Dominican Republic.
Owner(Zach, me): We believe that he can be our next ace for the team and he is someone we could most likely depend on for the future. We hope to make his stay in Beverly Hills worth it.
Xavier: Estoy muy feliz de unirme a los Beverly Hills Patriots. Estoy muy agradecido por esta oportunidad.
Aug 09 2052: Major Roster Cuts After The Season - by realzachjr! on November 10th, 2021
Owner: I am sorry to announce this but after the season there will be a large number of releases and nobody is safe. We don't care if you are a vet or a young guy. We will miss those guys but we are working on making the team better as a whole and that is what matters most. Starting November 28th, 2052 the releases will be made. (No it will not be tyrannical)
Jul 21 2052: 6th Round Draft Pick - by realzachjr! on November 5th, 2021
In the 6th round of the draft, the Beverly Hills Patriots select(Long Pause) George Dean.
George Dean: This has been a big dream of mine and I am happy to be with a team that wins and that is a team I wanna be with I hope that I can help this team when it is my chance to be in the majors.