Sep 28 2066: Pennant Chase in Cow Town! - by hurstdm on November 5th, 2024
The Moo Cows remain lock-stepped in a hoof-tight pennant race after spending all season horn and jowl with the Pembroke Pines Gators. "Those guys are super nice, but we kinda hate 'em," remarked lightweight shortstop Yuya Kojima. "After a decade, I'm just thrilled to be finally winning some games," bubbled swing starter 'Magic' Marcos Carrasco. After quickly becoming closer, homegrown Yusef Lee was too busy dreaming of future dollar signs to bother talking to reporters.
Apr 25 2065: Happiest Fans in Baseball (Again!) - by hurstdm on July 10th, 2024
Official polling shows the streaking Moo Cows have the happiest fans in baseball (again!) with a Fan Mood of 150. As joy in baseball is often fickle and short-lived, the team has organized an ice cream social with the public. "Ms. Cow is pretty cool," enthused red hot Jake Morrison.
Mar 20 2064: Ms. Cow Returns! - by hurstdm on April 14th, 2024
With stiletto heels and blonde ambition, Ms. Cow has returned to the Cowabungalow. Everyone was sacked.
"What happened to this place?!? Y'all are all outta here."
Aug 01 2050: Mass Cow Homecoming in 2050! - by hurstdm on June 6th, 2021
Ms. Cow welcomes back three former prospects! Murfreesboro claims - again - Tim Cheek ('47-'48), "Tightrope" Sheridan ('42-'48), and Kiké Ortega ('44-'47). "We knew they'd succeed. We just didn't know where!" All three are excited about returning to middle Tennessee. "It's a good club. A good organization. Ms. Cow is a knockout. You just have to make sure they actually deposit your salary," said Cheek. Clubhouse vets murmured assent.
Mar 20 2050: MVP Requests Move to First Base - by hurstdm on May 3rd, 2021
"It's my knees," said reigning MVP Deshawn Griffey. "I can still play, but 33 joint-years is a lot." Ms. Cow granted his request to play first base to try and lengthen Griffey's career and make room for outfield talent. Ace starter Tim Milligan responded, "No one 'round here's ever granted my requests for anything. I'm like cellophane." After two seasons of disappointment ("Yeah, that's me," said Luis Santiago), the Moo Cows hope to get back to winning in 2050.