Sep 20 2068: Moo-dy Cows Streak Both Ways - by hurstdm on April 6th, 2025
The Moo Cows followed a ten game winning streak in July with nine games of cow-mplete crash in September. "It's bad timing," said newly acquired veteran "Big Bat Mat". "I know I'm not pulling my weight but I'm not giving up," said Nathan Copeland. "Get the garter belt." In more bullish news, Jesús Robles - at 34 years old - had his first hit since 2059! Formerly stuck in League VI limbo, he was 3 for 4 in his first cup game and hit a home run in his first league at bat in almost a decade. "¡Estoy emocionado!"
May 25 2067: Ecstatic Moo Cows Toss No Hitter! - by hurstdm on December 19th, 2024
On May 20, 2067, Perennial All-Star Marlon Key allowed only two walks in a Moo Cow no hitter! Withstanding two nervy errors, Key showed champion spirit and flashed his knee-buckling changeup to bring the Cows home. "Marlon's been a great fit for us," said standout center fielder Milt Minter, who is having the most fun two months of his career. Also, the Moo Cows have the happiest fans in baseball again with a Fan Mood over 148! Go Cows!
Sep 28 2066: Pennant Chase in Cow Town! - by hurstdm on November 5th, 2024
The Moo Cows remain lock-stepped in a hoof-tight pennant race after spending all season horn and jowl with the Pembroke Pines Gators. "Those guys are super nice, but we kinda hate 'em," remarked lightweight shortstop Yuya Kojima. "After a decade, I'm just thrilled to be finally winning some games," bubbled swing starter 'Magic' Marcos Carrasco. After quickly becoming closer, homegrown Yusef Lee was too busy dreaming of future dollar signs to bother talking to reporters.
Apr 25 2065: Happiest Fans in Baseball (Again!) - by hurstdm on July 10th, 2024
Official polling shows the streaking Moo Cows have the happiest fans in baseball (again!) with a Fan Mood of 150. As joy in baseball is often fickle and short-lived, the team has organized an ice cream social with the public. "Ms. Cow is pretty cool," enthused red hot Jake Morrison.
Mar 20 2064: Ms. Cow Returns! - by hurstdm on April 14th, 2024
With stiletto heels and blonde ambition, Ms. Cow has returned to the Cowabungalow. Everyone was sacked.
"What happened to this place?!? Y'all are all outta here."