Game Date: Jun 27th, 2065
Murfreesboro Moo Cows
Team: Murfreesboro Moo Cows [ID #250] 
Location: Murfreesboro, TN (South)
League: V.3 - East
Owner:
hurstdm
[since January 18th 2017 | last seen July 26th 2024]
Manager: Robbie Dowell
Ballpark: The Cowabungalow
Rank: #164 - Rating: 126.61
Fan Mood: 128.97
Prestige: 38
Color: Blue & Gold
Team Notes:
• Jun 25 2065: Meng Chen was released.• Jun 25 2065: Rob Pringle was released.
• Jun 15 2065: Lance Martell was claimed off of waivers.
• Jun 10 2065: Nianzu Gao was claimed off of waivers.
• Jun 08 2065: Nobuo Kimura was claimed off of waivers.
• Jun 04 2065: Ron Goetz was claimed off of waivers.
• May 31 2065: Meng Chen was claimed off of waivers.
• May 31 2065: Rob Pringle was claimed off of waivers.
• May 29 2065: Meng Chen was released.
• May 29 2065: Rob Pringle was released.
League Record:
Wins: 50 Losses: 15 Pct: .769 Last10: 6-4 Streak: L1Ave: 6.3 - 3.6 RS: 408 RA: 232 DIFF: +176 Power Index: 105.9
Cup:
Group 9 [2 | Eliminated]Press Releases:
Apr 25 2065: Happiest Fans in Baseball (Again!) - by hurstdm on July 10th, 2024Official polling shows the streaking Moo Cows have the happiest fans in baseball (again!) with a Fan Mood of 150. As joy in baseball is often fickle and short-lived, the team has organized an ice cream social with the public. "Ms. Cow is pretty cool," enthused red hot Jake Morrison.
Mar 20 2064: Ms. Cow Returns! - by hurstdm on April 14th, 2024
With stiletto heels and blonde ambition, Ms. Cow has returned to the Cowabungalow. Everyone was sacked.
"What happened to this place?!? Y'all are all outta here."
Aug 01 2050: Mass Cow Homecoming in 2050! - by hurstdm on June 6th, 2021
Ms. Cow welcomes back three former prospects! Murfreesboro claims - again - Tim Cheek ('47-'48), "Tightrope" Sheridan ('42-'48), and Kiké Ortega ('44-'47). "We knew they'd succeed. We just didn't know where!" All three are excited about returning to middle Tennessee. "It's a good club. A good organization. Ms. Cow is a knockout. You just have to make sure they actually deposit your salary," said Cheek. Clubhouse vets murmured assent.
Mar 20 2050: MVP Requests Move to First Base - by hurstdm on May 3rd, 2021
"It's my knees," said reigning MVP Deshawn Griffey. "I can still play, but 33 joint-years is a lot." Ms. Cow granted his request to play first base to try and lengthen Griffey's career and make room for outfield talent. Ace starter Tim Milligan responded, "No one 'round here's ever granted my requests for anything. I'm like cellophane." After two seasons of disappointment ("Yeah, that's me," said Luis Santiago), the Moo Cows hope to get back to winning in 2050.
Jun 26 2049: Ms. Cow Announces "Ridin' Dirty" Policy - by hurstdm on March 12th, 2021
The Moo Cows are making shocking changes after a p**r start. Ms. Cow said, "All bets are off. **** this ****. We love w****some families and kids, but the Cowa****alow not only tolerates cr***, inappropriate language - we encourage it. This park is about to be so ****ing hostile to visiting teams." Her expletive filled rant caused blushing even among veteran sportswriters. Asked about his stint at third base, "****er" Kim uttered acerbic phrases in Korean, winked at Ms. Cow, and flipped a bat.