Game Date: Apr 25th, 2064
Murfreesboro Moo Cows
Team: Murfreesboro Moo Cows [ID #250] 
Location: Murfreesboro, TN (South)
League: VI.5 - East
Owner:
hurstdm
[since January 18th 2017 | last seen April 23rd 2024]
Manager: Denny Brothers
Ballpark: The Cowabungalow
Rank: #615 - Rating: 66.58
Fan Mood: 106.96
Prestige: 36
Color: Blue & Gold
Team Notes:
• Apr 25 2064: Dillon Hagan was claimed off of waivers.• Apr 18 2064: Simon Holmes was released.
• Apr 18 2064: Tala Mageo was claimed off of waivers.
• Apr 18 2064: David Nolan was claimed off of waivers.
• Apr 18 2064: Lucius Mosley was claimed off of waivers.
• Apr 18 2064: Evan Gehrig was claimed off of waivers.
• Apr 14 2064: Scottie Henning was claimed off of waivers.
• Apr 10 2064: Shūhei Yamashita was claimed off of waivers.
• Mar 30 2064: Mark Clayton was claimed off of waivers.
• Mar 30 2064: Cruz Gonzales was claimed off of waivers.
League Record:
Wins: 13 Losses: 6 Pct: .684 Last10: 7-3 Streak: W5Ave: 6.2 - 4.7 RS: 118 RA: 90 DIFF: +28 Power Index: 101.4
Cup:
Group 44 [0 | Still Alive]Press Releases:
Mar 20 2064: Ms. Cow Returns! - by hurstdm on April 14th, 2024With stiletto heels and blonde ambition, Ms. Cow has returned to the Cowabungalow. Everyone was sacked.
"What happened to this place?!? Y'all are all outta here."
Aug 01 2050: Mass Cow Homecoming in 2050! - by hurstdm on June 6th, 2021
Ms. Cow welcomes back three former prospects! Murfreesboro claims - again - Tim Cheek ('47-'48), "Tightrope" Sheridan ('42-'48), and Kiké Ortega ('44-'47). "We knew they'd succeed. We just didn't know where!" All three are excited about returning to middle Tennessee. "It's a good club. A good organization. Ms. Cow is a knockout. You just have to make sure they actually deposit your salary," said Cheek. Clubhouse vets murmured assent.
Mar 20 2050: MVP Requests Move to First Base - by hurstdm on May 3rd, 2021
"It's my knees," said reigning MVP Deshawn Griffey. "I can still play, but 33 joint-years is a lot." Ms. Cow granted his request to play first base to try and lengthen Griffey's career and make room for outfield talent. Ace starter Tim Milligan responded, "No one 'round here's ever granted my requests for anything. I'm like cellophane." After two seasons of disappointment ("Yeah, that's me," said Luis Santiago), the Moo Cows hope to get back to winning in 2050.
Jun 26 2049: Ms. Cow Announces "Ridin' Dirty" Policy - by hurstdm on March 12th, 2021
The Moo Cows are making shocking changes after a p**r start. Ms. Cow said, "All bets are off. **** this ****. We love w****some families and kids, but the Cowa****alow not only tolerates cr***, inappropriate language - we encourage it. This park is about to be so ****ing hostile to visiting teams." Her expletive filled rant caused blushing even among veteran sportswriters. Asked about his stint at third base, "****er" Kim uttered acerbic phrases in Korean, winked at Ms. Cow, and flipped a bat.
Aug 09 2048: Moo Cows Dominate Press Release Competition - by hurstdm on January 6th, 2021
With this missive, the Murfreesboro Moo Cows become the only team in Broken Bat to have active press releases in each of the three top leagues. The clubhouse atmosphere remains subdued.