Charlotte Chili Peppers
Team: Charlotte Chili Peppers [ID #477]
Charlotte, NC (Southeast)
[since April 04th 2016 | last seen November 22nd 2019]
Rank: #333 - Rating: 96.08
Red & Black
May 03 2043: Corey Overstreet
Mar 14 2043: Tom Putnam
Nov 04 2042: Norberto Barrios
was named the Rookie of the Year.
Oct 12 2041: Juan Manuel Martinez
Oct 12 2041: Daniel Torrez
Aug 29 2041: Shinji Sakamoto
Aug 29 2041: Billy Bob Shook
Aug 21 2041: Billy Bob Shook
was claimed off of waivers.
Aug 19 2041: Neal Hartman
Aug 19 2041: Luis Valdes
Wins: 46 Losses: 29 Pct: .613 Last10: 9-1 Streak: W7
Ave: 5.6 - 4.2 RS: 423 RA: 315 DIFF: +108
[1 | Eliminated]
Oct 20 2040: Charlotte hangs division title banner early as runner-ups take the field
- by 12Parsecs on May 20th, 2019
The Charlotte Chili Peppers unveiled their 2040 division champion banner to a raucous crowd – just as their final regular season opponents took the field.
The Peps begin a four-game series against the Chicopee Colts today, but with the division already wrapped up, owner 12Parsecs decided to pop the champagne a little early.
“It was my own little victory cigar,” 12Parsecs said. “ I wanted those chumps to know which team is headed to League V. Spoiler: It isn’t them.”
When asked if it was smart to hang a division banner before the league championship has been played, the owner frowned and muttered something about a 60-day return policy.
Sep 22 2040: Charlotte owner pulls Rip Van Winkle, wakes up in 1st place
- by 12Parsecs on May 13th, 2019
Six years after falling into a mysterious coma at Charlotte Colosseum, Chili Peppers owner 12Parsecs awoke in the 4th inning of game against the Urbana Cubs.
As if he had just dozed off for a second, he immediately resumed shouting down at the Umpire about a bad strike call until he realized he had never heard of Urbana.
"Who the hell are these guys?" 12Parsecs yelled to no one. "And why the hell is Mercado pitching? He sucks!"
Manager Dion Clayton explained to him that he had been asleep since the team was promoted to League V — in 2034.
In his stead, the team had been relying on the owner's cat, Poblano, to set the lineups and pitching rotations.
Under feline leadership, the Peps were relegated back to League VI. However, Poblano has been sharp enough this season to maneuver the team back into first place.
"Good kitty!" 12Parsecs said. "Now where can I get a hot dog? I'm starving!"
Jul 04 2031: Charlotte re-signs Doyle after an apparent "clerical error" cut him from the team
- by 12Parsecs on April 2nd, 2017
The Charlotte Chili Peppers held a press conference today announcing the signing of 26-year-old outfielder Jack Doyle — the same player they cut just two weeks ago.
It got weird.
Peppers owner 12Parsecs fidgeted and looked away as he and Doyle shook hands. As the two prepared to take questions, Doyle, not realizing his mic had been turned on, said "Why the f**k did you cut me in the first place?"
That's exactly what local reporters wanted to know, too.
"It was a clerical error, you know?" the owner said awkwardly. "I told one of the interns I wanted to get rid of the, um, black soil, right? And next thing you know, he cut Jack Doyle. Classic mistake."
According to an anonymous source, 12Parsecs was drunk when he ordered the GM cut Doyle after seeing his sub-par hitting statistics.
It wasn't until the next morning, when staff pointed out Doyle was only 26, that the owner realized he made a mistake.
"10 years from now we'll all be laughing about this, right?" 12Parsecs said. "Right?"