Oct 27 2038: BABY BEES FOR TOGA KIDS, new charity. - by alienfetus on December 18th, 2018
Saratoga Highlanders are in the championship game, UHGAIN.
The GM is a stinky boy with a witch and wizard like eye for young talent and reclamation projects alike.
28 year old "Meet" Wally Jenkins was valeting cars at a second rate Italian restaurant in Minneapolis before being scooped up by the highlanders. Oh and now he is only a MVP candidate with a .307/.366/.550 /.916 line.
Roland Young (and delicious) keeps slugging and throwing idiots out all day long. Only knock is he keeps dropping LSD on off days and falling down the stairs or stalking opposing players' wives. He has missed his regular 22 games due to suspension and mysterious ailments.
Rookie Rodger "Dodger" Alhberg is a almost fully realized 1st round pick who hit the crap out of the ball all year in his rookie year. Think young David Wright with a bigger D.
Toga takes it in 7.
love and honey,
Alien Fetus, GM, Commerce City Night Bees.
Sep 30 2036: Why? - by alienfetus on July 10th, 2018
Why are the bees celebrating already?
Why are the bees more beautiful than a hive underneath a basketball hoop?
Why is Judas just a Judas and not a JUDAS AND A JESUS?
Why is the magic number 12 when this thing is already OVER?
Why dude why?
GM Alien Fetus
Apr 29 2036: Are The BEES bad for baseball? - by alienfetus on May 31st, 2018
Owner Alien Fetus woke up in a fish tank, walked to the bathhroom, looked in the mirror and said "i spend all this money, gobs in fact - more gobs than anyone, and we're always in first. BUT ARE MY BEES BAD FOR BASEBALL?"
He took a breath from his land respirator and said "no, We ARE baseball."
Sep 29 2035: DISRESPECTED - by alienfetus on April 24th, 2018
Milly referred to my beautiful hive as "the division leader," and hinted at a collapse. OUR NAME IS NIGHT BEES, AND THE HIVE IS ALIVE.
Nov 03 2033: HONEY ON TOP OF HONEY ON TOP OF CANDY - by alienfetus on October 5th, 2017
BEES WIN THE BEES WIN! Judas takes a 51 win team and turns them into a champion.
I want to thank all the gentleman honey farmers that believed in these boys. I want to thank the fans for finally supporting the team.
And last Bones Jones, Mad Dog Muller, Oh My Gosh Josh Gould, Rickie Guzman, All The Time Barkley, Sunny Raul, Solsbury Hill, Johnny Wild, Goose Dudley, Lil Baby soup boy, Crash Carr, Johnnie Haas, and the rest of the Night Bees friends and family.
Night Bees GM Alien Fetus says, "I think this is the catalyst that will turn my life around. Maybe my wife will come back, maybe my family will answer my calls, maybe local dives will let me drink there again."