Commerce City Night Bees
Team: Commerce City Night Bees [ID #373]
Commerce City, CO (Mountain)
[since April 13th 2016 | last seen July 20th 2018]
Rank: #75 - Rating: 177.84
Black & Neon Green
Nov 01 2036: Jack Campbell
Nov 01 2036: Caesar Blanco
Nov 01 2036: Kenji Jouda
Nov 01 2036: Jacques Bélanger
Nov 01 2036: Howard Yagami
Aug 19 2036: Luis Mena
Aug 19 2036: Lester Carey
was claimed off of waivers.
Jul 21 2036: Luis Mena
was signed as a free agent.
Jul 21 2036: Chris Pennington
Jul 21 2036: Rex Helm
Wins: 97 Losses: 63 Pct: .606 Last10: 5-5 Streak: W1
Ave: 4.6 - 4.0 RS: 733 RA: 637 DIFF: +96
[0 | Eliminated]
Sep 30 2036: Why?
- by alienfetus on July 10th, 2018
Why are the bees celebrating already?
Why are the bees more beautiful than a hive underneath a basketball hoop?
Why is Judas just a Judas and not a JUDAS AND A JESUS?
Why is the magic number 12 when this thing is already OVER?
Why dude why?
GM Alien Fetus
Apr 29 2036: Are The BEES bad for baseball?
- by alienfetus on May 31st, 2018
Owner Alien Fetus woke up in a fish tank, walked to the bathhroom, looked in the mirror and said "i spend all this money, gobs in fact - more gobs than anyone, and we're always in first. BUT ARE MY BEES BAD FOR BASEBALL?"
He took a breath from his land respirator and said "no, We ARE baseball."
Sep 29 2035: DISRESPECTED
- by alienfetus on April 24th, 2018
Milly referred to my beautiful hive as "the division leader," and hinted at a collapse. OUR NAME IS NIGHT BEES, AND THE HIVE IS ALIVE.
Nov 03 2033: HONEY ON TOP OF HONEY ON TOP OF CANDY
- by alienfetus on October 5th, 2017
BEES WIN THE BEES WIN! Judas takes a 51 win team and turns them into a champion.
I want to thank all the gentleman honey farmers that believed in these boys. I want to thank the fans for finally supporting the team.
And last Bones Jones, Mad Dog Muller, Oh My Gosh Josh Gould, Rickie Guzman, All The Time Barkley, Sunny Raul, Solsbury Hill, Johnny Wild, Goose Dudley, Lil Baby soup boy, Crash Carr, Johnnie Haas, and the rest of the Night Bees friends and family.
Night Bees GM Alien Fetus says, "I think this is the catalyst that will turn my life around. Maybe my wife will come back, maybe my family will answer my calls, maybe local dives will let me drink there again."
Sweet Mountain Night Bee Honey.
Apr 12 2033: Fans banned!
- by alienfetus on August 12th, 2017
We just swept an 11-0 team and still no one came to the digs. If they can't appreciate the BEES then we can't appreciate them!
Fans banned until further notice.