Oct 20 2042: Udder Pandemoonium! - by hurstdm on October 20th, 2019
Tiny Murfreesboro to join Legends for the first time! Rising from VI.12 in 2035, the Moo Cows have promoted in 5 of the last 8 seasons! Three core players - Darryl Malloy, Ricardo Quiroz, and Jose Bonilla - have seen action in every league so far and could accomplish the rare feat of playing in all six. Covered in Brut champagne, Malloy cried to reporters, "This team is special. The city is special. Our fans are great. Ms. Cow is hot. My wife is hot, too. We couldn't be happier."
Jun 27 2042: Cows Stomp Two Rebellions - by hurstdm on September 21st, 2019
After losing 10 straight series to the Rohnert Park Rebels, the Moo Cows finally bested the Ro-Rebs 3-2 in interleague play. "We're so relieved," said the manager. "They're good, but really? The e-moo-pire strikes back?" Every press reporter groaned. Additionally, the full Cow pitching staff declared a strike after management lowered the park's fences. Opponents have hit 81 home runs to only 67 for the Cows. "Gross mismanagement," said pitching prospect Ignacio Jiménez. He was promptly released, thereby ending the strike.
Aug 29 2041: Cows Spin Tail Spin - by hurstdm on July 21st, 2019
The Cows are in a tail spin after clinging to third place through mid-August. While enduring a miserable 8 game losing steak, division rivals Topeka and Alexandria respectively breezed through steaks of 10 and 9 wins. With the changed landscape, the Cows are staring down relegation panic. "We're fine. It's baseball. We've seen this before." Sweating profusely through his press conference, Manager Werewolf Hart didn't look fired at all. "We'll put grade A out there, but they've got to act like quality meat." Hart declined comment on his distracting celebrity marriage to Hollywood starlet Trixie Foxx.
Mar 20 2041: Spooked Cows Skittish - by hurstdm on June 9th, 2019
The Moo Cows return from spring training with a great record, but no fewer than 7 young players in the lineup. "This is different for us. The clubhouse music is very ... new," said manager Werewolf Hart. Cow ownership reluctantly admited that terror is setting in about the decision to use so many unproven faces. "We could end up beef stew this year."
Nov 04 2040: Cows Say Moo-chas Grass-ias - by hurstdm on May 23rd, 2019
The Cows earn promotion and an unexpected title over a beefy, favored Columbus squad. "We got real champagne this time. Like, from France," said star second baseman Joel Powell, completely blitzened, donnered, and vixened up during the celebration. Manager Werewolf Hart yelped out, "Garcia, Colburn, and Gomez hit. Did it really work?! Did you see that Morelli had 10 of our 18 RBIs in the playoff?! Lombardi hit like five-twenty-something!? Awooo! I can't wait to fly home and see my wife."