Aug 29 2041: Cows Spin Tail Spin - by hurstdm on July 21st, 2019
The Cows are in a tail spin after clinging to third place through mid-August. While enduring a miserable 8 game losing steak, division rivals Topeka and Alexandria respectively breezed through steaks of 10 and 9 wins. With the changed landscape, the Cows are staring down relegation panic. "We're fine. It's baseball. We've seen this before." Sweating profusely through his press conference, Manager Werewolf Hart didn't look fired at all. "We'll put grade A out there, but they've got to act like quality meat." Hart declined comment on his distracting celebrity marriage to Hollywood starlet Trixie Foxx.
Mar 20 2041: Spooked Cows Skittish - by hurstdm on June 9th, 2019
The Moo Cows return from spring training with a great record, but no fewer than 7 young players in the lineup. "This is different for us. The clubhouse music is very ... new," said manager Werewolf Hart. Cow ownership reluctantly admited that terror is setting in about the decision to use so many unproven faces. "We could end up beef stew this year."
Nov 04 2040: Cows Say Moo-chas Grass-ias - by hurstdm on May 23rd, 2019
The Cows earn promotion and an unexpected title over a beefy, favored Columbus squad. "We got real champagne this time. Like, from France," said star second baseman Joel Powell, completely blitzened, donnered, and vixened up during the celebration. Manager Werewolf Hart yelped out, "Garcia, Colburn, and Gomez hit. Did it really work?! Did you see that Morelli had 10 of our 18 RBIs in the playoff?! Lombardi hit like five-twenty-something!? Awooo! I can't wait to fly home and see my wife."
May 25 2040: UnBullievable Mood! - by hurstdm on April 10th, 2019
Cow fans are over the Moon with the team's first Cup advance since 2036! Just two regulars, Malloy & Powell, remain in the lineup from last year, but the city keeps on celebrating new heroes. "Who are these guys?" said star pitcher Tsuyoshi Iwasa. "No really, I can't keep up." While happily tangled in a League III pennant chase, moo-nagement is keeping watch on four young bats in the lineup: Garcia, Armenta, Colburn, and Gomez. "Please hit. Please."
Oct 20 2039: Cows Moove Up! - by hurstdm on March 3rd, 2019
The Moo Cows will idle into promotion with three straight losses on home turf. Exuberant fans still swarmed the field. "Doin' it ugly still gets it done," said team stalwart Darryl Malloy, who's assisted three Murfreesboro promotions in five tries under current management. "Guys like Quiroz, Dee Gonzalez, Bonilla, holy cow, we're seeing some moo-town magic here. It's like a dream." In the clubhouse, Joel Powell dumped cheap champagne on Arr Gonzalez while shouting quotes to local media, "I know it's not the good stuff, but it sure feels like the good stuff."