Aug 09 2048: Moo Cows Dominate Press Release Competition - by hurstdm on January 6th, 2021
With this missive, the Murfreesboro Moo Cows become the only team in Broken Bat to have active press releases in each of the three top leagues. The clubhouse atmosphere remains subdued.
Nov 04 2047: Cows Vote Bobbie McAllister Team MVP - by hurstdm on November 12th, 2020
"No doubt," said Cow star Deshawn Griffey, discussing the unanimous vote to name shortstop Bobbie McAllister the team's MVP for 2047. "Those baseball writers will overlook him, but he's the glue," said manager Otis Dockery. "He hit .285 this year after a career of struggle. We had him hitting 8th or 9th and he still got 107 RBI! Dude's 33, but still quick as ever at short. Almost nobody can do what that guy did." McAllister, elated but quiet, wouldn't comment.
Aug 29 2047: Cows Hoof Into First! - by hurstdm on October 25th, 2020
"I strained my forearm celebrating," said Moo Cow starter Anthony McCarthy. "The guys were just so jazzed to slide up into first place." Milk Machine spirits echo the colors of fall with great defense and good enough hitting. "The Bulls have been trampling all over us, but we're rounding the corner. We want that victory milkshake so bad," said speedy star "Kid" Griffey.
Sep 04 2046: Bouncy Cows Chase Pennant - by hurstdm on August 12th, 2020
"It's better than last year. That's for sure," quipped Jay Ragsdale, asked about the late 4-way pennant chase. Team stalwart Jaime Garcia agreed, "Losing has nothing on winning." The Milk Machine has climbed through every league position. "Pitching started hot, but hitting was slow. I feel like it's my fault - I've been so awful," grumbled reliever Chris Stiles. "The new guys said they're gonna step it up. We'll see."
Sep 22 2045: Milk Machine Reassures Nervous Fan Base - by hurstdm on June 1st, 2020
Team leaders and management addressed fans today in a stylish press conference backdropped by swag from the Moo Cow promotion run to Legends League. Ms. Cow addressed cameras, "Demotion stinks but it's one accursed year. We know what we're doing. We'll be back. Isn't it fun to have the Moo Cow future out there playing ballgames?" Fans have openly questioned hiring manager Otis Dockery. One superfan groused, "He's just hunky. That's why he's here. There should be a law against that. We're doomed."