Oct 24 2042: Lucky Seven: Rats Ride Winning Streak to Division Title! - by AssumedPseudonym on October 21st, 2019
The Deerfield Beach Rats, following a late season skid that had them in third place with less than a month left in the regular season, needed wins desperately. Even after a sweep of the North Bergen Polar Bears, they were barely clinging to their last shred of hope as the first place Coral Springs Dolphins swept the Stillwater Stallions.
They needed a second series sweep — seven consecutive wins — to clinch the V.4 East Pennant.
And they got that sweep.
“I’m not going to say I wasn’t sweating bullets, but I knew they had it in them,” manager Pete McAndrews said. “These guys have put together strings of wins at the damnedest times, so I’m not that surprised that they pulled off another one.”
While Enrique Madrigal helped carry the team with his 3-for-4 performance that included a double, a home run, and two RBIs, his Player of the Game award was in name only after veteran right fielder Mateo Sepúlveda cut down speedster Eddie Dotsun at the plate for the second out in the bottom of the ninth inning. One out later and the rest of the team carried him back to the dugout following a jubilant celebration at the edge of the outfield grass.
“The guy can run, no question about it,” Sepúlveda said in a champaign-soaked postgame interview in the clubhouse. “I knew it was going to take a perfect throw, so I just did my best not to panic and threw it in there, and I got him.” When asked if he panicked anyway, he laughed and said, “Maybe a little!”
The team will be facing their longtime West rival, the Butte Pirates, in the postseason.
“Absolutely looking forward to it,” said the owner of the Rats after the celebration had died down somewhat. “That guy’s a class act from one end to the other, and regardless of my preseason predictions, I honestly can’t think of a single team I’d rather be playing for the V.4 Championship than the Butte Pirates.”
In his preseason analyses, the team’s owner had predicted that the Rats and Pirates would both finish second to the Coral Springs Dolphins and Surprise Desert Foxes, respectively, but both of those teams instead wound up finishing second and third to their respective division winners.
When asked about thoughts for the 2043 season in IV.2, the owner said, “I’m disappointed that Atlanta couldn’t hold on and promote to III for next season, but they’re going to be a fun divisional rival. I can’t wait to face off against the owner who’s responsible for getting me into the game to begin with.”
Aug 28 2036: Isaacs Says No! - by AssumedPseudonym on July 1st, 2018
Early in the 2036 season, a technical snafu caused pitcher Mario Isaacs to be left in a game from start to finish. He wound up throwing a shutout against the Altoona Blue Jays, and manager Pete McAndrews claimed no harm, no foul.
“The phone in the ’pen wasn’t ringing for some reason,” he said at the time, “but with the way Mario was pitching, I didn’t see any reason to bother the umps about it. It’s probably the only shutout he’ll have in his career,” he added with a laugh, alluding to the fact that the young starter isn’t known for his staying power on the mound.
Isaacs proved him wrong on August 28, barely three months later, against those same Altoona Blue Jays.
Nine innings. Zero hits.
“May not be a perfecto, but I’ll take it,” Isaacs said in the post-game interview, shortly before being doused in Gatorade by his exuberant teammates. When the reporter caught back up with him and asked him how he felt, he laughed and said, “Right now? Very cold!”
“We knew he could stretch his pitch count a bit after the game back in May,“ McAndrews said, “so there wasn’t really thought of pulling him.” When asked whether he would consider a five man rotation long enough to give Isaacs an extra day’s rest, McAndrews said, “I doubt it; I mean, there’s the Cup Final between today and his next scheduled start. I think he should be good to go.”
The win dropped the Rats’ Magic Number to 18 to clinch the VI.8 East division title.
Nov 04 2034: DFB Wins VI.7 Championship! - by AssumedPseudonym on December 21st, 2017
After putting together the best season in team history in 2033 and still winding up finishing in second place in VI.7 East, the Rats got into a staring contest with the Powers That Be dared them to deny DFB again.
The Powers That Be blinked first. The Rats put together an even better season in 2034, including — for all of Broken Bat — being the last team with single-digit losses, the best overall fan morale for most of the first half, and wrapping up the 2034 season with the fifth best overall record.
“No, not happening, nuh-uh,” said veteran pitcher and perennial All Star Caesar Rodriguez when asked his thoughts earlier in the season about the prospect of another second place finish, wearing his trademark scowl usually reserved for the twenty-seventh out in a complete game. “Not this time.”
Not that finishing second was ever a probability in the 2034 campaign, mind you. The Deerfield Beach Rats led the East from wire to wire and finished out the season winning three-out-of-four against the Nashville Pirates, the only team who ever had a chance of catching them after the starting gun fired.
“The boys played mad all season,” manager Pete McAndrews said of the team’s effort. “There’s not one guy who didn’t go out there with the intention of winning every game this season. Hell, some of ’em are still mad that we didn’t. …I’m lookin’ at you, Tallstop,” he added with a grin.
The 6’5” shortstop, Russell “Tallstop” Jonsson, laughed but declined to comment on the remark.
After losing the first game of the playoffs against Butte, they only seemed to get madder. While the West’s Pirates arguably only had one bad game in the series, the Rats refused to let the series go back to Montana and won the Championship four games to one.
“It’s almost hard not to feel bad for them,” said late-season call-up Adam Crocker. “They played their hearts out all season, and that funky bullpen of theirs gave everyone fits. They’re a great bunch over there, and I’ll take my hat off to them, dripping champagne and all,” he said, doing just that.
Word has it that several players on the Rats are planning a “twenty-one bat salute” promotional spot to the Pirates.
One of the traditions of the team’s owner is to grade his players efforts at the end of the season, but he’s declining to do so this season. “What’s the point to it after a season like this?” he asked, spreading his hands. “We all know how we did this season. Everyone knows how we did this season. There’s no need for me to spout off a string of A’s and A+’s and either rub it in or lord it over everyone else. We won. We’re the Champs. Now we need to worry about sticking around in V.4 in 2035.”
Aug 06 2033: To All Good Things An End… - by AssumedPseudonym on September 12th, 2017
After having swept the top three teams in VI.7 West, the Rats saw their 19-game winning streak snapped at home by the visiting Morgantown Mountaineers. It stands as the longest winning streak in franchise history, eclipsing the franchise record 16-game winning streak of 2021 (which itself surpassed a record of 13 straight wins, set two seasons prior and matched once earlier in 2021).
“It’s been a helluva run,” manager Pete McAndrews said in an interview after the 10-9 loss. “I’ve got to hand it to the [Fayetteville] Cubs, they’ve been stubborn at there at the top of the division. Nineteen games in a row, and we picked up, what, two games on them? We’re in for a great pennant chase this season.”
In addition to the winning streak, the Deerfield Beach Rats took over the top spot in all of Broken Bat in regards to fan mood. “The support we’ve gotten in this run is just phenomenal,” the team’s owner said in a press release shortly after the winning streak came to an end. “They’ve been turning out in droves, both here at The Rat Hole and at other league ballparks across the country. Fan Appreciation Day for Game #1 of our last home series is going to be something special this season!”
Jul 16 2033: Rats Mid-Season Player Report Cards - by AssumedPseudonym on September 7th, 2017
Rodriguez: A+ — Leading the league in several pitching categories and near the top of most of the rest, “C-guez” is the leading candidate for the Cy Young Award. Rojas: A+ — The league leader in saves. He’d be heading the list for for Reliever of the Year if there was one… Ordonez: A+ — …And Ordonez would be right behind him. His record out of the bullpen speaks for itself. Robinson: A — “The Chosen One” is arguably having an off year after last season’s performance, but has been getting better results. Caputo: A — He’s putting up better numbers than even Robinson nearly across the board, save for walks, WHIP, and innings pitched. Kong: A — Picked up in the off-season for the long relief job, he’s excelled to the point of taking the rotation spot of Roberts. Tyson: A — His presence is a strong contributing factor to the Rats’ nigh impenetrable bullpen. Harrell: A- — The spot starter on the rotation has seen more work in long relief appearances, and would likely replace Roberts as a starter if not for Kong’s performance. Roberts: B — He’s been a solid starter, make no mistake, but he’s lost his starting job to the rejuvenated Kong. Woods and Sexton: Incomplete — With fewer innings between them than any single pitcher on the team, their sample sizes are too small for a valid grade.
Lee: A+ — After his MVP year in ’31, this season only seems mildly disappointing for “The Beast.” He’s recovered from a slow start nicely. Jang: A+ — Acquired to replace the disappointing Chambers, Jang is having a career season hitting at The Rat Hole’s expansive field. Ramon: A+ — He leads the team in OPS and had a 26-game hitting streak in the first half, and has been exceptional at the hot corner. Sakai: A — The league’s leader in batting average and on-base percentage would be an easy A+ if his fielding were just a bit sharper. Rosario: A — Even though he’s lost a step, the crafty infielder still knows how to swipe bags and lace doubles all over the outfield. Lemus: A- — The scintillating defense he provides helps overcome the uninspiring RISP of an otherwise very solid bat in the lineup. Farrell: B- — Brought in as the latest short-term center fielder, he held the fort nicely until Ingle was ready for the Bigs. Černý: C+ — He’s been serviceable though hardly spectacular, whether at the plate or behind it. Jonsson: C- — His lackluster bat is a letdown after last season, but his impressive work in the field makes it less unpalatable. Chambers: F — A dismal start to the season proved to be the last straw, and he was cut as soon as Ingle promoted from AAA. Ingle: Incomplete — With only fifteen games under his belt, it’s too early to give a grade on “Pretty Boy”. He’s shown great promise, however. De Santis, Boswell, and Ikeyama: Incomplete — The bench has been solid, but not really utilized extensively enough to grade properly.