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Post ID	Date & Time	Game Date	Function
#74696	06/19/2020 9:01:46 am	Feb 19th, 2046	Ignore
envican Joined: 01/24/2019 Posts: 41 Hartford Bears VI.21	This is incredible
#74697	06/19/2020 9:24:47 am	Feb 19th, 2046	Ignore
timothy Joined: 03/18/2020 Posts: 202 West Fargo Turtles II.1	There's always time to learn the knuckleball.
#74699	06/19/2020 9:46:28 am	Feb 19th, 2046	Ignore
hardhat Joined: 05/26/2013 Posts: 200 Oceanview Woods Grizzlies Legends	He started 87 games in the 2012 season. I love this guy
#74704	06/19/2020 12:30:06 pm	Feb 19th, 2046	Ignore
JohnnyBoi62 Joined: 06/21/2019 Posts: 356 Florissant Falcons VI.21	LOL. 87 start, 482 IP! I guess after you say "what inflamed elbow ligaments?!?" it's all just a mental game after that. We've all met old badasses like this. Usually it's on the golf course and they have a stogie in one hand and a beer in the other, and they want to tell you about how they were a bricklayer for 46 years and/or running the family gasoline hauling business on the side from the time they were 11 on.
#74705	06/19/2020 1:09:05 pm	Feb 19th, 2046	Ignore
texg8r Joined: 05/22/2020 Posts: 92 Pembroke Pines Gators IV.2	Not only did he start 87 games, he won the Cy Young that year!!
#74712	06/19/2020 3:46:37 pm	Mar 1st, 2046	Ignore
AssumedPseudonym Joined: 10/26/2016 Posts: 1130 Deerfield Beach Rats V.7	Cohen is sort of a legend (or at the very least a cult figure) at this point. He’s been mentioned on more than one occasion by Shikago or his opponents, and has actually turned in at least one Major League strikeout in five different decades if this thread is anything to go by. I’m pretty sure he’s less a player in the Beaver’s farm system than a coach, though Newtman’s point in that thread is spot on. Owners and managers come and go, but Cohen endures.
#74730	06/20/2020 6:47:54 am	Mar 2nd, 2046	Ignore
Chicken Fillet Joined: 04/01/2020 Posts: 167 Inactive	God, this is fantastic. The guy played in the league from 2003 to 2017, then somehow stopped until 2022, when he started splitting time between AAA and the majors until 2027 when he was downgraded to the Rookie league. And now he comes out of retirement every few years to throw a couple balls in the majors and call it a season.
#74736	06/20/2020 2:42:44 pm	Mar 3rd, 2046	Ignore
Ced Joined: 11/07/2014 Posts: 626 Denver Broncos IV.4	Cohen is sort of a legend Well, he is *IN* Legends this season. Can't wait to light him up. If only he had a supporting cast worth a damn. I mean, just look at his FIP statistic last year.
#74742	06/20/2020 3:01:32 pm	Mar 3rd, 2046	Ignore
AssumedPseudonym Joined: 10/26/2016 Posts: 1130 Deerfield Beach Rats V.7	He’s not just in Legends, he’s in Legends again.
#74747	06/20/2020 3:21:51 pm	Mar 3rd, 2046	Ignore
Ced Joined: 11/07/2014 Posts: 626 Denver Broncos IV.4	Yeah agreed, in B.C. when we had stone arrowheads lol

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