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#20758	07/05/2015 9:33:31 pm
terryhumphreys Joined: 01/20/2014 Posts: 103 Athens Gold IV.5	http://brokenbat.org/game/1777160 WARNING!!!!! Ben Brewer, the dirtiest player in Pac 10 history while playing for Stanford, has signed as a pitcher/hitman for 5.75 million dollars with league six South San Francisco Warriors. He hit four of my batters, who are followers of the Dick McAuliffe open stance school of batting,, in the groin (three fastballs one curve). Lucky for us it was a Cup game. Unfortunately my manager did not respond in kind causing fear in the hearts of my players. He is a very religous man, bless his departed soul, and believes in the commandment thou shall not kill. My new manager believes in an eye for an eye. You have been warned.

#20766	07/06/2015 5:45:58 am
the gizmo Joined: 02/07/2013 Posts: 574 Inactive	Kinda amazed he was so accurate on such small targets, 4 times at that. He probably a pain in the ass in the clubhouse too

#20787	07/06/2015 2:08:26 pm
terryhumphreys Joined: 01/20/2014 Posts: 103 Athens Gold IV.5	I know realize the reason his team pays him 5.75 million dollars for a pitcher with a career win/lose record of 33% is that he is a pain in the ass in the clubhouse. I have posted your comments about my players' small strike zone on the team bulletin board. Here are a couple of the player responses I can print. Herb Blevins P18 "What is a gizmo? Some type of small sexual aide." My smallest player Jorge Mora P6 career batting average over 300 swings from both sides of the plate. "less is Mora" Sean Nielson P9 pd16 "It's the girth that matters." Russell Miles P10 offseason porn star " I hear you put hidden cameras in the visiting players showers you pervert. My agent will pay you to put the photos on your team website. Gordon Shelton P18 "It's not the size of the bat so much as how you swing it." I myself have the highest admiration for the Vero Coast Seagull organization. They have the lowest # of hit batsmen in league 4.6. I hope you will join me in my campaign to eject pitchers who throw two beanballs in one game.

#20821	07/07/2015 3:45:20 am
JJNZ Joined: 12/09/2014 Posts: 1580 Yakima Monster III.3	Quite possibly the best posts I've read on these forums. Well played sir.

#20832	07/07/2015 8:29:43 am
the gizmo Joined: 02/07/2013 Posts: 574 Inactive	Kudos for your response This banter could continue on but just want to share this WARNING adult content and sexual references